Have you ever had one of those days where everything you say comes out totally wrong… you trip up the stairs with a full pop/soda and dump it all over the carpet… you put your keys down on your desk then search for them for half an hour… you send an email intended for a friend to your sales rep… you misunderstand a joke someone tells and instead become the butt of a new joke… then, to top off everything, you fall down the stairs with a full plate of food in one hand and a drink in the other?

This, metaphorically in some places and not in others, was my day. Sheesh, I’m glad it’s over.

Falling up the stairs… not so bad. Falling down the stairs… my tailbone hurts!