This is the first movie I actually can’t comment much on. I didn’t make it passed the first five minutes. The movie looks like it’s shot with a camcorder and not ala The Blair Witch Project
or Paranormal Activity, but like an actual home movie. There was a light facing the camera that put the two half clothed teens on the couch in shadow. At one point, the girl turns on other lights in the room, also facing the camera, which does little to illuminate the scene.

That’s pretty much as far as I got.

Synopsis:

I don’t know, so here’s the synopsis from Netflix:

In this campy parody of 1980s slasher flicks, a group of teenagers get together in a creepy abandoned house to hold a séance, at which point they can’t help but get naked and begin dying gruesome, improbable deaths. Of course, everyone’s favorite horror archetypes are in play, including the busty blonde, the fearless jock, a pair of uber-dorks, and two pretty girls who like to make out … with each other.

WTF Moments:

Every moment of the five minutes I watched.

Redeeming Qualities:

Stupid Teenagers Must Die is the first movie that I can actually say I couldn’t watch. That counts for something, right?

Last Words:

I should have watched it and done a real review. It might have gotten better. I just couldn’t.